Editor’s Note
Hair is often associated with love. There was a popular saying in the first two years: “How about a teenager marrying me when I have long hair and waist?” ]
In the eyes of doctors, long hair and waist also have special significance.
For example, the well-known medical big V @ Chengdu sewer, as a lovely straight man urologist, he specially borrowed a long hair from the nurse’s little sister and did some indescribable things… on this good day today, I would like to tell you this magical story.
The Magic Use of Hair
It was in the mid-1990s, as a urologist @ Chengdu sewer, patients often had to undergo circumcision. Every time after the operation, stitches had to be removed, which was troublesome and troublesome for patients.
Until one day, he accidentally saw in a surgical magazine that human hair was occasionally used by plastic surgeons to suture skin flaps.
Hair is keratin. After ten days, due to ischemia and rejection, it will automatically break and drag at the wound suture, thus omitting the procedure of removing stitches.
Wonderful! He decided to try.
But before the beginning, we encountered two difficulties:
- Hair of appropriate length is not easy to find. The quality of the hair is better: the tail of the hair does not diverge, and the glossiness, thickness and softness of the hair should be just right.
Our good doctor @ Chengdu Sewer (hereinafter referred to as the next doctor) pondered hard and finally came up with a solution.
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Borrow it from the nurse’s little sister.
Lend me a hair
In the emergency department, there is a nurse’s sister who was assigned to the hospital in the same year as the next doctor. She is tall and has beautiful facial features. More importantly, she has long waist-length hair and dazzling hair quality.
So he went to find someone else’s nurse sister.
Nurse’s little sister hello, please lend me some hairs, which I want to use for foreskin sewing.
This is definitely not available, and it is estimated that they will be beaten … The next doctor realized that the reason must not be told.
So he faltered, brainwave to find an excuse:
Use hair as a bookmark.
You know, a wisp of moss sends deep feeling, and a girl gives a boy hair, which has a strong sense of certainty.
Perhaps the nurse’s little sister really liked the doctor. She took off the nurse’s cap, carefully selected two hairs and lent them to him.
Our next doctor, take this hair with light daughters’ friendship…
After disinfection, as a suture, a 6-year-old child’s circumcision was perfectly completed.
Ten days later, the hair automatically fell off from the suture of the boy’s circumcision wound, omitting the procedure of removing stitches.
The next doctor thought: the nurse’s sister’s hair is really good…
It’s really useful.
Later, the nurse’s sister’s hair became a frequent visitor to urological circumcision, once, twice, three times… about 30 cases were performed.
Source: See Watermark
However, it was not long before…
Hair is gone when it says no.
When you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back.
One autumn afternoon, the next doctor was wearing a Walkman and humming Chen Shuhua’s < < when waking up from a dream > > while walking to the melody.
All of a sudden, someone gave me a sudden blow in the back.
Looking back, it was the angry nurse’s little sister:
You are really not a thing!
The next doctor tried hard to find words in his mind, but before he opened his mouth to explain, the nurse’s sister had disappeared.
There was a very appropriate lyric in the Walkman:
There are some things you don’t have to ask now, and some people you never have to wait ~ ~
Later, the famous writer Liu Yuan commented on this anecdote in Nandu Weekly:
There’s a urologist online, Often ask a long-haired nurse for hair, The nurse always shyly cut it to him. Later, he introduced his experience to his colleagues and said that in foreskin surgery, hair sutures can be naturally broken in a few days to avoid stitches removal, which is best. After the nurse knew that his countless moss was actually buried for countless foreskin, she was determined not to pay any attention to this bastard who burned piano and cooked crane again in this life.
For your long hair and waist, lend me… OK?
I lost a stable source of sutures, but the next doctor still [refused to give up], wandering around the crowded outpatient building every day, seeing a girl with suitable hair, I went to strike up a conversation…
Borrow your hair.
I dare not say clearly how to use it, but in general terms: some fine operations require hair as sutures.
The girls heard that they could cure diseases and save lives, and most of them were generous in pulling out their hair.
Of course, being scolded for mental derangement has also met…
Doctors performed nearly 400 circumcision operations with borrowed hair. Except for a small number of patients whose sutures did not fall off smoothly and still had to be removed, most of the rest were successful and there was no wound infection or dehiscence.
So far, he still believes that women’s long hair with excellent quality is the best suture for circumcision.
As for whether the life-long event of the @ Chengdu sewer doctor went smoothly…
Let’s bless this [lovely] straight doctor.
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Editor: Meow, Feidi