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Kissing is really beautiful.
French novelist Zola said
[Kiss is a secret to tell to the mouth instead of to pour to the ear]
The lips are full of nerve endings and are very sensitive.
A light touch can trigger a series of reactions in the brain.
Billions of neural connections carry information across the body
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It feels great
If you have
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Who said that the same happiness can only be provided by kissing
One person can also accomplish it.
[Eating Noodles] Is the Best Substitute for Kissing
Don’t believe it, do you? Keep turning down
Today we will adopt a scientific and rigorous attitude.
I’ll show you my kiss
From a physiological point of view
Kissing is simply divided into three steps.
Step 1 Open the refrigerator door
Step 1 Open your mouth
2. Mouth to mouth
3. It’s over
In the process
We will use three major muscle groups
Orbicularis oris muscle
Mainly responsible for when you pout
The bigger the mouth is, the bigger the mouth is.
The more facial muscle groups are involved
For example, kicking your toes to the edge of the table
However, remember
Don’t open your mouth too wide when kissing
Otherwise, the other party can not only see dinner through your throat.
There is also the possibility of causing [temporomandibular dislocation]
We made a wrong demonstration with these two screaming chickens.
Please do not imitate
Then the part where the tongue participates.
Will use your genioglossus muscle
The genioglossus muscle is two muscles
When we exert our power together,
Your tongue will stick out
Steady and ruthless into each other’s mouth,
The last step
When the two tongues come into contact
The hyoid muscle group is activated
The hyoid muscle group is responsible for chewing and swallowing
No matter how emotional, powerful and rhythmic your kiss is,
It can all help you Hold
So come to a conclusion
Why is kissing the mouth the same as eating noodles physically
Because all the muscles involved are similar.
When eating noodles
The orbicularis oris muscle helps you open your mouth
When sucking noodles
The genioglossus muscles will stir and twist with the noodles in the mouth.
When kissing and eating is emotional,
The hyoid muscle group is responsible for swallowing saliva to prevent you from choking.
However, there must always be a few but
Strictly speaking,
Noodles are much better than kissing.
First of all, from the perspective of bacterial transmission,
There are Dutch scholars studying
A kiss lasting 10 seconds
80 million bacteria will be exchanged.
But the spaghetti that lasts 10 seconds sucks
In addition to being cool enough to fly up
There is no way to completely simulate bacterial exchange.
The most important thing is
Don’t suck like noodles when kissing.
NTT SOLMARE did a survey
More than 20% of the 4,384 interviewees said
I used to be afraid of kissing because of the embarrassing appearance when kissing.
For example, this Zhihu netizen said
His good friend once sucked a piece of leek from the woman’s mouth.
The best part is
The pleasure of kissing
Noodles can also be provided
For example, kissing can make people secrete dopamine.
A bowl of spicy beef noodles will do
Kissing can reduce cortisol levels.
Noodles can also be eaten when hungry.
And
Eating noodles is more convenient than kissing.
Take an example
Kissing in public can be repugnant
But you don’t need to sneak around when eating noodles.
Not like this
Please be big and sit down
On the work station, in the dining bar, in the classroom, in the living room, beside the toilet
Then look at this bowl tenderly.
A little thing about to have sex with you [noodle soup]
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
And
The most taboo thing about kissing is
Paste someone’s face with saliva
But eating noodles does not have so many scruples.
You can drool generously.
Out of the chin, into the bowl, into someone else’s bowl
Open your mouth as big as you want.
How to eat and how to open your mouth are all your freedom.
Are all right
Noodles won’t abandon you
Come on
Hold this impressive [waistband] in one hand.
Who said wall dong can only kiss
Bi Dong can also eat noodles.
Who said that only idol drama can [touch porcelain kiss]
[Touch Porcelain Noodles] Can Be Romantic
As the saying goes
[Kisses are often seen on the face but not on the mouth]
Only one kiss can be given to the mouth.
However, eating noodles can change the taste.
Stewed beef brisket noodles with tomatoes, chicken noodles with pickled pepper, braised beef noodles with brown sauce,
Shredded pork noodles with fish flavor, beef noodles with sour soup and beef noodles with pickled pepper.
Sauce-roasted sparerib noodles, fish-flavored pickled pepper shredded pork noodles, sauce-roasted beef noodles,
Pickled pepper bamboo shoot chicken noodles, tea tree mushroom sauce roasted chicken noodles, sour radish old duck soup noodles
Beef noodles with pickled pepper, cowpea sparerib noodles with pickled pepper, chicken noodles with pickled pepper,
Chicken noodles with red oil and spicy pepper, pork ribs noodles with chopped pepper, and beef noodles with fried pepper.
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This article has been reviewed by Yang Yizhuo and Liu Qiang, an expert in sports rehabilitation.
Source of cover photo: www.hizy.net Genuine Photo Library
Editor: Shu Gui