Doctors, commonly known as [angels in white], should have been the kindest and purest profession in the world, and of course the most respected profession in the world.
But this profession seems to have changed a little in China, because people find Chinese doctors [dishonest]. Two days ago, a patient vomited, [I don’t know whether I believe my eyes or your nonsense. Why do you lie all the time? ]
I’m a little confused. Whether it’s explaining my illness or discussing the treatment plan, I didn’t say a word of lies! [Informed Consent] But it is clearly written.
[Tell me, where did I lie? ]
Keep your life regular!
This is probably the lie that doctors tell most, and it is also the biggest lie that doctors tell.
The patient said, “I am not feeling well, always tired and unable to concentrate.” Asked the doctor, nine out of ten said to keep a regular life! But I think nine of your ten are irregular. Why are you still so energetic? Is there a secret recipe for what’s court? ]
Almost all doctors are in clinical first-line rounds and three shifts. Even if they are not worth the first-line shift, they may also be worth the second-line or third-line shift. The first-line shift works day and night, and the sky is dark. The second-line shift was busy rescuing patients for consultation in the ward. Class 3 looks good. When I received the phone call, I couldn’t run.
How can this life be regular… … …
He was speechless, but could not help answering, so he seriously said, “We are working, you know?” There is no way to support the family, hard to carry! ]
Pay attention to rest!
This is the doctor’s second biggest lie and the lie that doctors use most.
Most doctors often go to the outpatient ward and go to the specialist outpatient service as well as the specialist outpatient service.
Even for rest, I have to make rounds every day, Not to mention overwork, When a senior doctor also internship with teaching, promotion of professional titles, continuing education, lesson research topics, paper tasks are even more difficult for you to breathe. To teach, affiliated hospitals have to undertake teaching tasks, high school children sleep, oneself also have to tap the keyboard in the child’s sweet voice. If you meet with comments, you are even more busy crowing and barking.
One day the next-door neighbor knocked on the doctor’s door. [Your house is playing cotton recently? ]
The doctor’s lover smiled shyly. [Sorry, he snores! ]
[Alas! Although you are doctors, should you also find a doctor to see? This shout is too strong…]
Very not easy to wake up the doctor, I saw [Teng] have to stand up, [call a general practice meeting, there are still two materials to change! ]
What a fool you are! This is at home! ]
[Pa] With a sound, he fell asleep again…
Eat carefully and swallow slowly!
This is the doctor’s third biggest lie and the most impossible lie for doctors.
A small group of stomach discomfort, very not easy to stay up until noon to see a doctor. The doctor is opening the box lunch, standing ready to wolf down, have a patient hurriedly put down to meet up. [Doctor, don’t worry, you eat first! ] Warm! I am extremely grateful. I am really embarrassed to let the patients wait too much. I crustily skin of head, even with rice and soup, and solved the problem in three minutes.
Check the patient’s data, gastroscope is normal, Helicobacter pylori is negative, colonoscope is normal, B-ultrasound is normal, tumor index is normal, almost all can be checked, still see a capsule endoscope report [no abnormality], there is no what problem, go home to pay attention to the law of life, eat 80% full, note if you want to chew slowly!
I didn’t think the young man was still not at ease and pushed open the door. [Doctor, am I really okay? Can you chew and swallow slowly? ]
[Yeah]
[But when I saw you eating just now, I didn’t chew and swallow slowly at all! ]
Really speechless, looked up and told him solemnly, [don’t you know? Doctors are made of special materials and are not suitable for chewing and swallowing slowly! ]
Decompress yourself and ensure sleep!
This is the doctor’s fourth biggest lie and the most stinging lie.
Today’s medical environment seems to be becoming strange day by day, and there always seems to be gratitude between doctors and patients. Because of the kidnapping of various social interests and the exaggeration of bad media, doctors have become the most indescribable group in the society. The society has tightly fastened the elusive moral shackles of “saving the dead and helping the wounded, curing the sick and saving the patient” to doctors.
It seems that the fight was sent to the hospital, and no one paid the doctor to pad it first. The traffic accident was hit, and the doctor had to pay for it before anyone paid. Demolition did not benefit, was forced by the relevant departments, sent to the hospital, no one paid the doctor to pad first. No pad, disregard for human life! Medical treatment is expensive, you are for commercial interests; The disease is not good, you didn’t try your best; There is no bed, you always have problems. The profession of doctor is really not around.
[Today’s patients are not easy to serve, and they always complain and need you to explain clearly.] This has become the hottest language for doctors to meet. If you accept a serious patient, you will not feel at ease for a few days. After three days of unclear diagnosis, I feel scared when I receive a phone call at night. Consultation, discussion, notification, reporting, examination and approval, step by step, be careful in everything, because you don’t know that what will be surrounded by the office and drowned by the saliva of your family members. Not to mention, overwork will tire you half to death.
A 2012 study by China Medical University found that in Liaoning Province, the depression tendency rate of doctors is as high as 63.8%. A 2015 study showed that about 35% of residents in a 3A hospital have depressive symptoms, which is significantly higher than that of the general population.
Depression has become the norm, sleep has become expectation, and decompression is beyond our reach!
But I don’t want to lie!
Easy to handle, add one more sentence when saying these things later:
[These words, except doctors, please carefully implement them.]