Before there was a baby, the fantasy of a family of three sleeping was like this:
But reality…
Today, Clove Mother summed up the four sleeping positions of a family of three to see which one your family belongs to.
1. Mother Sleeps in the Middle
@ bangbangduangduang
My husband occupies half of the bed and my son occupies more than half. I can’t move on my side and it is difficult to turn over. I kick my husband countless times every night, but there is no use for eggs at all. When I turn over, I snore even louder!
Clove Mother: There is a kind of hatred that makes pig teammates sleep too soundly.
@ That’s it
Not only is it difficult to turn over, sometimes it is luxury to lie down and sleep… I dare not move my son, because I wake up as soon as I move, only squeeze my husband. Every other hour, I have to let her father go inside. My husband said, “Daughter-in-law, you go inside.” I said, “Can you discuss with your son and see if he can go inside?” ]
Mother Clove: How I wish I had a super-long shop at home at this moment.
@ Dreamy Mushroom Cool
How many times have I woke up, my son touching my face here and my husband holding my waist over there. I am more tired than running a marathon when I wake up one night. In summer, I can die of heat with the air conditioner on. On one side is a warm husband and on the other side is a warm son.
Mother Clove: There is only a pinch of cumin between you and the barbecue.
@ Wake up from a dream
Once I slept in the middle of the night, I was so crowded that I couldn’t sleep, so I simply sat up and didn’t sleep. Later, my husband woke up and asked me why I didn’t sleep and why I was sitting. Don’t I want to sleep? But there must also be a place to sleep!
Mother Clove: Yes, we don’t need to sleep. We are all hanging with one breath of fairy spirit.
@ The third bank of the Rest Foot River
I often get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and come back to find that I have no place to sleep…
Clove Mother: Controlling the Night Is the Key,
2. Baby Sleeps in the Middle
@ Yanqi
Just fell asleep: 111, Eva is in the middle. In an hour or two, it becomes 1/1, and Eva leans towards me. After a while, 1-1, pedaling the child’s father. Sometimes, on 1 1, Eva falls off the bed…
Mother Clove: Sleep Survival Record.
@ 666
Every night when I sleep, my face is awakened by the ruthless little feet. At this time, I know to cover up the quilt for her mother and daughter.
Clove Mother: Eva and Mother are in the same pot, only kick you.
@ mashed garlic
My daughter couldn’t meet anyone when she was a child. First she pushed, then she hit if she couldn’t push, and then she cried if she couldn’t walk… She circled between us alone! My mother and I both stick bars to the edges of the beds on both sides…
Mother Clove: The furthest distance in the world is that you and your teammates are in the same bed, but you can never touch each other.
3. Dad Sleeps Alone
@ News
After 8 months of sleeping and running all over the bed, Eva’s father finally couldn’t stand it and left our mother and daughter to sleep in the next room.
Mother Clove: Are you sure you didn’t run away on purpose?
@ Chopin’s Nocturne
Ah, full of tears, I have been divided for four years, feel still have to endure four years, after eight years of victory in the war of resistance, I can return to my kang…
Mother Clove: It seems that… she has entered the pit of having a second child again.
@ Lucky Grass Like
Because the snoring sound was too loud, the baby was scared to cry and was kicked out by the baby’s mother… … …
Clove Mother: Just give you a clip and hold your nose.
@ This leon is too cold
My girl carried her little feet to let me eat, and after I finished eating, I also extended my feet to let the girl eat, and then my wife kicked her out of bed… then she never climbed back to the big bed.
Mother clove: no die, why you try.
4. Baby Sleeps Alone
@ Fat Fairy er
I have been trying to divide the beds for one month. His small bed is beside our bed. I wanted him to sleep alone in the small bed at night, but when I woke up every day, I could find the little person in the middle. I didn’t know when what climbed into our big bed…
Mother Clove: Find a bed in the dark night of survival stunts.
@ ShavE
Since the baby was born, he started to share the same room and have different beds. Now the baby is four months old. He sleeps alone on the small bed next to him at 1.5 meters. Every night, he changes his sleeping posture 360 degrees, horizontally and vertically. Fortunately, he split the bed early. If he sleeps on the big bed and turns around like him, I and the child will definitely have to squeeze under the bed.
Mother Clove: That’s so wise.
@ Boya
Three months later, I went to sleep alone in separate rooms… every night from 7 o’clock to bedtime, I drove us out of the room, took the initiative to close the door and say goodbye with us, leaving me and my baby in a mess in the wind…
Mother Clove: It’s a bit scary to save experience.
