Author: Senior Brother Clove
How much fish is there?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Nutrition is good enough to drop slag.
How much do Chinese like to eat fish?
As early as primitive human society
The Chinese have already started to eat fish.
The report of the UN Food and Agriculture Organization shows that:
In 2015, China became the world’s largest fish consumer, accounting for 38% of the world’s total.
In order to meet this growing demand
Fish have developed
Braised in soy sauce, chopped pepper, scallion oil, steamed, barbecued, sweet and sour
Such as a series of practices
But
I would like to ask the UN Food and Agriculture Organization
You know there’s another kind of person in this world
No
Will
Eat
Fish
Is it
?
There are tens of millions of reasons not to eat fish.
The most important thing is…
There is a fish in the north ghost. Its name is Kun, which is as big as Kun.
Fish bones are the most terrible
In the eyes of fish eaters
The inside of a fish is like this:
In the eyes of people who can’t eat fish,
But it is like this:
People who can eat fish:
A mouthful of food, a mouthful of rice, a piece of fish
Wow, the essence of fish in my mouth has come out of generate.
People who can’t eat fish:
A mouthful of food, a mouthful of rice, a piece of fish
Wow, the mouth is full of fish bones.
As long as there is a thorn
It feels like
Cactus in your mouth!
At this moment, people who can eat fish will say:
[You use your tongue and teeth to check the food,
Find the fish bone and shave it out of the fish! ]
It seems quite reasonable
Have a try
… …
Due to fishbone and pawn
When I was a child, it was even more terrible.
Parents always take what they think is the best-fish
Put it in your bowl without thinking.
Then he said:
[Don’t worry about eating, there are no what thorns, they are all big thorns]
In their view, the fish in the bowl is like this:
However, in my eyes, the situation in the bowl is like this:
Where are the fish bones ~ where are the fish bones ~
Fish bones in the bowl are like thorns in my heart…
This is not over yet
My parents have another trick:
[Come on, come on, drink some fish soup, nutritious, no thorns]
So just now looking for a needle in a haystack became:
When you put this bowl of simulated durian in your mouth,
Something terrible happened
Jammed fish bone
It must be emphasized here
What swallows saliva, swallows rice, eats steamed buns, drinks vinegar…
As long as swallowing occurs,
They are all suicide methods of stabbing.
Do you think the fish bone stuck in your throat will look like this:
But the truth is
This is probably the case:
Even like this:
Very, very, very even
If this fish bone
Larger, coarser, harder
It is possible to penetrate the pharynx or esophagus and directly puncture the large blood vessels.
In this case
Massive hemorrhage may occur at any time, endangering life.
If you are really stuck so deep, you can only go to the hospital.
But if the bone is shallower
Q: Shallow to what?
A: You can see it with your mouth open.
You can find someone to take out the fish bones carefully.
After so much suffering,
What if I still want to eat fish?
Finally
Let me tell you
Six Ways to Avoid Fish Bone Attack
1. Eat something without small thorns
For example, what Longli fish, perch and grouper
Hairtail, pomfret, squid, salmon…
Step 2: Eat only fish bellies
3. Pure meat fish balls
But most fish balls are starchy
Step 4 Let the chef do it for you
Money can do anything ~
5. Stitching Fish without Stitches
Where there are fish bones
Cut every 1.5 mm
The more thorns there are, the narrower the spacing will be.
This method is actually to cut the bones into shorter pieces.
When eating fish, tiny thorns will be wrapped by fish.
It’s hard to eat
6. Find a partner who can eat fish.
Let him finish the thorn and feed you.
Dear, this is the meat I chewed without fish bones. Open your mouth.
The next time your parents force you to eat fish
Maybe they want to have grandchildren ~
Source of cover picture: I drew it myself.
Author: Senior Brother Clove
Illustration Design: Aaron Shaw
Animation Design: Dee