After eating half a bowl of poisonous mushrooms, I saw Santa Claus in the hospital bed.

In the southwest corner of our country, there is a mysterious province: Yunnan, which makes headlines on TV and newspapers every year for one thing:

Poisoning by eating wild mushrooms (fungi)

Today’s story comes from a senior driver who ate bacteria. He made unfortunate mistakes and spent a [magical and painful] day in his life after being poisoned by bacteria.

Every time he recalls this wonderful and painful past, he wants to shout, “Be careful when eating fungi!”

As a senior old driver with countless snack bacteria, I never knew that poisoning was what’s experience.

I have always felt that how can a cute and delicious creature like fungus be poisonous?

Photo Source: < < Detective Di Renjie > >

One bright summer, my mother usually fried a large bowl of ordinary black boletus.

After a big meal, less than half of the bowl was left in the refrigerator.

Before going to bed at night, suddenly a burst of hunger (greedy) hit me. I didn’t do any heating treatment. I wolfed down less than half a bowl of boletus in the refrigerator and went to bed happily.

About half an hour later, I began to enter a state of half dream and half awake.

My mind has been noisy, like 10,000 grass mud horses rushing head-on on the prairie and leaving, probably… ran more than 3,000 back and forth.

At about 7 o’clock the next morning, while talking in my sleep, I was awakened by the burning tingling pain on both cheeks-

My father gave me two slaps in the face… (indeed it was my father).

When I opened my eyes, my swollen tea eggs and I were shocked: the whole bedroom was full of a strong Russian flavor.

I had only one thought at that time: Which fool changed my game card into Tetris?

The room was full of dancing little people, some flying in the sky, some walking on the ground, and there was a big wave lying on the opposite hill watching me smile without saying a word.

These little people…

Some are very abstract, such as this:

Some are very happy, such as this:

Some are very lively, such as this:

I got up from the bed with a wheel and began to catch the little people…

The house was full of little people, and I caught them all over the house.

My parents were on one side, looking at my strange behavior with a face of stupidity.

Thought I was in trouble.

At ten o’clock in the morning, the illusion began to change.

The house full of little people finally disappeared, and I got God’s perspective.

In short, if you think about what, you can see what and feel its real existence.

Do you think it is beautiful?

Ha ha, what I see is…

A red-eyed toad the size of a bathtub hugged my left leg tightly.

I can clearly see every knot in one’s heart and every movement on its back, feel the weight it crawls on my feet, and the squeezing feeling of its forefoot embracing my thigh.

As I shook my legs like crazy, I thought, “Hurry up and have a snake to scare the toad away!”

Then… I saw a bucket-thick boa constrictor on my right leg, leaning back to attack the toad.

Just at that moment, I saw the toad jump onto the python, holding the python and starting to snap, while the python rolled all over the ground…

Two magical creatures in my room like this… like that…

Is the feeling of poisoning so wonderful? Have you been planted by me?

Students who want to experience poisoning:

Please give up this crazy idea as early as possible! ! ! !

Please give up this crazy idea as early as possible! ! ! !

Please give up this crazy idea as early as possible! ! ! !

Because the hallucination didn’t last long, at 12 noon, I began to vomit and diarrhea crazily.

I’m not lying to you, it’s really crazy.

How crazy is it?

My feeling is:

Upper vomit, can vomit to spit testicles out of the mouth!

Drop down, can drain to the eye from the fart eye gush out!

And… Root! Ben! Stop! No! Down! Come on!

Until then, my dear mother finally realized that INot evilThe situation is very serious, took me to the hospital.

Do you think I will be saved?

Wrong!

When I was receiving treatment, I was lying in a hospital bed and saw Santa Claus.

He lay prone on the window and spoke to me in an authentic London accent, but the speed was too fast for me to hear clearly. He said silently in his heart:

[Excuse me? ]

Then, we switched to chat bubbles, which is probably like this:

In this way, I greeted Santa Claus with chatting bubbles for more than 5 hours while infusion. I felt that my brain was going to be silly, and the poisoning symptoms began to subside…

After more than ten years, I never ate Boletus niger again.

Vomit to have no friends sour, the average person I don’t tell him…

Seeing the friends here, I will give you half a minute to wipe away the tears from your laughter.

Although this netizen wrote happily, poisonous mushroom poisoning is actually a terrible thing. Every year, more than 1,000 people are poisoned and nearly 100 people die from eating poisonous mushrooms and poisonous animals and plants across the country.

Among them, Yunnan should be the province that loves to eat fungi and is also the province with the most poisoning. It can be said that it is eating fungi with its life.

Yunnan Province, which is far ahead of the rest of the country in mushroom poisoning incidents

Photo Source: < < Analysis of Mushroom Poisoning Incidents and Hazards in Mainland China > >

There is no reliable way to identify poisonous mushrooms in what. Even mushrooms that look particularly similar may be some non-poisonous and some poisonous.

Therefore, we should remind everyone:

Don’t eat wild mushrooms you don’t know!

Boletus and other varieties, please cook, hot before eating!

If you have discomfort symptoms after eating wild mushrooms, you must go to the hospital at the first time (it is important to save your life, don’t wait to see the magic villain), and you’d better take the remaining small mushrooms with you.

The story of this article comes from Zhihu netizen @ Fat Da Meng’s jelly bean, which has been authorized to reprint.

Responsible Editor: Feidi

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