[Sometimes in the dormitory, I really want to have a shot, but when I think of it, I will lose 200 yuan and I will refrain from it.]
Xiao Fan recalled the time of sperm donation and said this sentence.
By donating sperm, he earned [the first bucket of gold in the university].
Different from [donating money] [donating blood], [donating sperm] is also a donation, but it is more widely spread in urban legends. [money] and [sex] are two inextricable topics.
With these doubts in mind, I interviewed a young man who donated sperm:
How to get on
The Way to Donate Sperm
Spring is warm and flowers bloom, everything recovers, and it is time for mating to start school again.
During a break, in the men’s toilet of a university teaching building in Guangzhou, Xiao Fan, a single college student, found some differences above the urinary pool: although the words of a small advertisement were very small, the content was very eye-catching-
Guangdong Human Sperm Bank is recruiting volunteers.
Of course, like most boys, he lifted his pants and left.
But soon after, at a friend’s party, someone suddenly mentioned: “Have you seen the advertisement for sperm donation in the men’s toilet? It turned out that all the boys present found the small advertisement in the toilet.
As the most bohemian, mighty and magnificent young man in the audience, they urged Fan to give it a try.
There have been rumors of [donating fine wealth] on the Internet, and there is no place to spend their hundreds of millions of [savings]. Why not use them to make themFuHuman beings?
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If you search [Guangzhou Sperm Donation] on a certain degree, you can find the official website of Guangdong Human Sperm Bank, which also has a micro signal for registration.
This is still a private micro-signal. If it weren’t for the serious head portrait and name, I almost thought it was a serious organization in what.
Source: Guangdong Human Sperm Bank
After adding friends, the other party got a brief understanding of the situation and sent some basic requirements for self-screening:
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Obviously, they all passed, so they happily made an appointment.
Initial Experience of Sperm Donation:
Playing airplanes in the sacred laboratory
The door of the hospital elevator slowly opened-
Thick glass doors, corridors filled with liquid nitrogen tanks and staff in white coats appeared in view. The laboratory, which occupied the whole floor of the hospital, was pale but full of academic feeling.
Source: Guangdong Human Sperm Bank
This is the Guangdong Provincial Human Sperm Bank.
He shyly pushed open the door and the first thing he heard was [put on the shoe condom first.]
Check documents, register, draw blood.
After going through the routine process, the staff informed the most important step-to check semen, skillfully handed in two wet wipes, a test tube and funnel, and told:
[Be sure to get it in here.]
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Before coming, I made a [strategy] and knew that there would be no special props, no free movies, and no young and beautiful nurse sister in the [sperm donation room].
However, when putting your hand on the door handle of the sperm donation room, there was still some curiosity or expectation.
As a result, the scene after opening the door was simple and without lust: in a room of two or three square meters, there was a single bed with a large white list, a sink on the side, and a small closed iron window on the wall, which was about the size of a computer screen, much like the detention room in the movie.
In rooms like this, the sheets are different.
There are no stools or televisions.
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The only difference is the poster on the wall:
In the grainy picture, an elder sister of the last century exposed her plump body and stared at the camera with blurred eyes.
It felt like an old professor with a subsidy from the State Council was solemnly talking about dirty jokes, but the point was that the jokes were not funny.
Similar to the picture below, the brain mends the picture without clothes.
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Instead of expecting this elder sister to wake up her younger brother, she might as well say to it, “For the great cause of human inheritance, look up quickly!” ]
But obviously, these are not reliable.
I took out my mobile phone, put on my headphones, opened the Japanese action movies I had prepared in advance, and pulled the progress bar to the part I was interested in.
In this small room, the two actors on the screen are performing hard.
One hand… (ahem, 100 words omitted below)
The camera returned to the sperm donation room again.
After finishing, lift your pants again, according to the previous staff’s instructions, open the bars, and you will find:
At the other end of the window is a laboratory full of fine equipment. The experimenters in the laboratory are all girls. However, in order to avoid embarrassment, they will not come up to pick up the test tube. They only need to put the test tube on the test tube rack on the window sill to leave.
[On both sides of the iron window, the staff are staring at the microscope to concentrate on their work, while I am staring at the mobile phone screen to do piston movement.]
However, as long as the above steps are completed, you can get a subsidy of 50 yuan.
Sperm donation
It is not a simple thing either.
The next day, I received a text message that passed the examination and informed me that the first formal sperm donation could be made in three days.
Sounds simple, in fact, the passing rate of volunteers is only 10%.
The number of sperm donations is calculated according to the amount of sperm donated, and each volunteer needs to donate a total of about 30 ml (because it is 2015, Fan is not sure the specific amount).
He can install about 1/5 of the test tube at a time, and it took him more than ten times to complete the [workload].
However, humanization is that the subsidy for sperm donation is calculated on a case-by-case basis, with 200 yuan each time. After the last donation, every six months, if there is no AIDS, you can receive another 3,000 yuan subsidy.
[So, a large number of people are very deficient.] Fan’s sharp evaluation angle caught me off guard.
On one occasion, when Fan went to the sperm bank, there was someone in the sperm donation room. He waited for a while. After the friends in front came out, Fan immediately went in. The small iron window was open and the staff in the laboratory were preparing to collect the test tubes.
The little sister in the laboratory looked embarrassed and called Xiao Fan: “Please let the man come back and cover the lid just now.”
Xiao Fan looked at it and was extremely shocked: a full tube of milky white nectar was about to overflow the test tube orifice, and the lid could not be covered.
[The test tube is about 10ml, which is enough for him to donate three times.]
(Later, I carefully looked at the photos sent to me by Fan. The maximum scale on the test tube was 15ml.)
Xiao Fan calculated a bill for me: [This buddy lost money. Look, I went 15 times to get 3,000 yuan. If he had so much money every time, he would have finished three times and got 600 yuan.]
In fact, in addition to the first two times, it also brought some freshness. Later, what enabled Fan to stick to it was mainly the spirit of contract and subsidies. After all, for a college student, 200 yuan is a lot.
If converted into an hourly wage, it would be 1200 yuan per hour. If it is faster, it will be more than that.
But this job is not so profitable.
The first is abstinence.
The interval between each sperm donation is 3-7 days, and the sperm quality will fail if it is too short or too long.
As a hot-blooded young man, when alone, it is inevitable that some physiological impulses will surge up, but they all have to suppress themselves. After all, they all refrain from thinking that [200 dollars will be gone].
However, desire is not something that can be suppressed if you want to.
On one occasion, when I went to donate sperm, I only received 50 yuan.
Because the sperm quality of that time was not up to standard, the staff who paid the subsidy were still seriously concerned about [what happened recently? ]
Xiao Fan recalled carefully and finally came to the conclusion that the day before he came, he had spermatorrhea.
In addition to abstinence, another difficulty lies in tiredness.
At that time, Xiao Fan was practicing in his junior year. He had to take the lunch break at noon to donate every time and had to go back to work in the afternoon. All the friends in front of the screen know how tired they are.
One night after donating sperm, Fan went to a friend’s party again. He has always been the focus of the party, but that night, he was like a deflated inflatable doll lying on the sofa without saying a word.
Of course, the payment is directly proportional to the harvest. After the whole process, Fan got 6,000 yuan and directly changed into a new mobile phone.
In fact, removing the stereotype of sperm donation is a voluntary act as glorious as all kinds of donations.
There are far more infertile patients in China than we thought.
The human sperm bank is one of the options for some families who want children.
However, sperm banks everywhere are facing the dilemma of insufficient stocks. On the one hand, the sperm quality requirements of sperm donors are very high, and on the other hand, there are few donors.
Sperm in the sperm bank will also be strictly examined and managed. One donor’s sperm will not make more than five women pregnant.
No matter what purpose you are holding, you can try it!
* Fan in this article donated sperm in Guangdong Sperm Bank in 2015. The subsidies and regulations in this article may differ from those of the present due to time, place and memory of the interviewees. If readers want to donate, they can learn more about the local policies.
This article was written by the Obstetrics and Gynecology Hospital Affiliated
Attending Physician Sun Yu Reviewed
Source of cover photo: www.hizy.net Genuine Photo Library
Editor: James