Good noon, fans and friends. Welcome to the special program of Dr. Clove [Exotic Beauty Artifact].
The earth is vast, and the clove editorial department has never seen anything unusual in what. It was not until we accidentally set foot in the strange field of beauty artifact that we discovered…
It is pride that limits our imagination! Only you can’t think of, nothing they can’t do.
1. Skinny Face Artifact: Sorry, I’m here to make fun of
Skinny faces are always the first thing girls need.
As a result, the following facial exercise stick has become popular on Japanese variety shows.
It claims to be able to exercise facial muscles, improve cheeks, quickly thin face, lift and tighten, fade corners of the mouth lines, remove double chin, etc.
The use method is especially simple. It is contained in the mouth, nodding incessantly and killing time while shaking, making the thin face relaxed and pleasant.
Is it very exciting?
If you can’t resist the temptation and buy one, believe me, you will definitely feel the same way as this buyer:
After skillful use, you can also throw it fast.
Wise people know that you are thin-faced, and those who do not understand think that you want to go to heaven.
This is not what. For the sake of thin face, smart businessmen have also come up with another simpler and rougher physical method: thin face bandage.
Thin chin, tie!
Skinny cheekbones, tie!
Want to thin the whole face, nothing, there is an advanced version!
Stretch headgear, tied so that even your parents can’t recognize you.
The instruction manual reads: big face to small face, just need to tie up your face, 4 hours a day, so easy ~
However, the reality is always cruel. After wearing it, the big face did not become smaller, but almost suffocated himself.
In fact, the fat on the face is divided and fixed by the ligaments on the face, and the position is very fixed. Through compression, it is impossible to shift the fat, let alone make it smaller.
To tell the truth, if this thing is useful, Japanese aunts who wear [facekini] sun protection every day should be the happiest.
2. Lip augmentation device: Understand the homemade sausage mouth?
In addition to the melon-shaped face, the doodle lip has now become the hottest target for girls.
The seemingly inconspicuous red gadget above is the lip augmentation artifact of the recent fire.
No 998, only 9.8, you can have Angelina Jolie’s sexy lips, which sounds great!
How to use it? Referring to the lower left figure, it is just like the mouth is blocked and smelly. It takes two pokes with the toilet plunger to stabilize.
Source: youtube.com
What is the effect? A sister on YouTube found that…
It turns out that there is a difference between sausage mouth and lip augmentation.
In fact, this cup-shaped lip augmentation device seems to thicken your lips. In fact, it uses the internal and external pressure difference to make your lips congested and swollen. The effect cannot last long. If you accidentally exert too much force, it will also cause congestion on your lips.
Beauty is not to mention, disfigurement is really possible.
3. Double eyelid glasses
The effect of preventing drowsiness is especially good.
Want charming double eyelid, but dare not operate, the Japanese developed this magical double eyelid glasses.
It is claimed that it can raise the height of eyelids and make use of the muscle movement produced when people blink. It takes only 5 minutes a day to form double eyelids in a few days.
A buyer who claimed to be Ms. Huang on Taobao specially chose a genuine [double eyelid glasses], worth 109 yuan, which claimed to be purchased on behalf of Japan.
How does it feel to use it? Ms. Huang described it this way:
The so-called double eyelid trainer produces a temporary double eyelid effect, but the eye infection it causes can make you feel uncomfortable for several days.
However, it is not useless, and its anti-drowsiness effect is especially good.
4. Nose heightener: pattern death series
Good news! Good news! If you want to make your nose taller and stiffer, you don’t need surgery. Understand the invisible bridge of the nose heightener.
There are also different sizes to choose from. As long as it is stuffed into the nostrils, it can support the nose. It only takes 1 second to build a high bridge of the nose at will.
Does that sound easy? Want to place an order immediately?
Too
Days
True
Here we go
Many buyers left messages saying:
It is not uncommon to inhale nose heighteners accidentally online.
For these unexpected situations, businesses have long been accustomed to the weird, and even the countermeasures have helped everyone to think about them.
Clove Editorial Department specially became a [undercover], disguised as a buyer with a nose stuck by a heightened device, and went to customer service for help. Don’t ask, don’t know, ask… (Let’s look down for ourselves)
Customer Service: Spray hard on which nostril is stuck,
Customer Service: Can’t spray it out, rest for one minute, and spray it again,
What kind of solution is this, is it to help or harm people? The best policy is to go to the hospital quickly.
What’s more, in adulthood, the nose has completed its development. It is impossible to increase the height of the bridge of the nose through the nose heightener unless it is worn 24 hours a day. However, in this way, the blood circulation of the nose will be blocked and the nose will become necrotic before it becomes higher.
On the other hand, in order to seize business opportunities, sellers’ imagination is staggering and they have continuously invented and created various beauty artifacts…
What dimple artifact.
Duckbill artifact, oh wrong, is a smile corrector.
There is also the universal reaming essential oil that claims to be able to open the canthus and apply double eyelids. Are you sure that the left eye P has not become the right eye?
Reason once again limits our imagination.
The editorial department of clove decided to reflect on it. It must be that the articles we teach everyone about serious beauty are not good-looking and no one turns them around. They will only buy these useless junk things. (You don’t turn, I don’t turn, clove has to kneel down and rub clothes boards)
Don’t say, kneel down to rub the clothes board… … …