Anyone who has attended college knows that what class can be escaped, but the key class must be attended.
The key points before the university examination are usually divided into four types in despicable schools:
Don’t draw the key points. This kind of professor is generally better.
Draw a few and test a few. This kind of general student praised as a Bodhisattva professor, just like Confucius in the reincarnation.
Row more, test less. The most common, not detailed.
It is very rare. How do you say it? I think this kind of professor may have experienced many setbacks and tribulations in his life.
Unfortunately, the director of the dermatology and venereology teaching and research section of the despicable school is the last one.
No one passed the exam but I did
In the junior year, when I got the examination paper, I was dumbfounded. When I looked around, everyone looked like dirt.
While answering questions, I regretted skipping classes too much and calculated whether the questions I would answer could add up to 60 points.
At that moment, it was like the national soccer team won two matches in the group match and then CCTV commentators racked their brains to calculate the probability of qualifying for the theoretical stage. Half way through the exam, I saw several friends with poor psychological quality hand in their papers directly in advance.
After the exam that day, hundreds of uncivilized terms for dermatology professors emerged in the updated status of our classmates on Renren.com (also called the school at that time).
In a word, after we graduated, very few people finally chose to be dermatologists. One was that the symptoms of dermatology were usually severe, and the other was that the exam left the impression that everyone was extremely busy.
In medical terms, it is PTSD, post-traumatic stress syndrome.
However, I finally passed the dermatological examination, because I just scored all the points on a certain disease (and finally there was a big question), just like the national soccer team scored at the whistle in the final injury stoppage time of the third match and then qualified as the second in the group.
This disease is called urticaria, and I have (BU) been blessed with this disease.
It tickles so much that you doubt life.
Urticaria is a common dermatological disease. A person has a 10-15% probability of suffering from urticaria in his life. This disease is so itchy that you doubt your life.
The first time I committed this disease was when I was in my second year of high school. The main symptom is itching when sleeping. It is useless to scratch and it is not good to apply various drugs.
At first, I thought it was mango allergy. The last time I ate mango, when I was still in primary school, I ate a mango. The rash began to grow on my mouth the next day. From then on, I had to say goodbye to mango. Fortunately, my girlfriend is also allergic to mango, which makes us not abandon each other when eating dessert.
After I went to medical school, I knew that the mango skin contained urushiol, which caused allergic contact dermatitis. But it’s useless to know this truth. How much you know doesn’t mean you can eat mango. Should you itch or have to itch, should you scratch or have to scratch.
This is just like what Xiao Ye’s father pointed out profoundly in < < Life after Meeting > >: after listening to a lot of truth, she still has a bad life.
In the second year of high school, the barefoot doctor in that small clinic also treated me as mango allergy at first and did not recover for a while. While despising his medical skill in my heart, I had to run to a bigger hospital and hang up a dermatology department.
It’s not allergy, it’s urticaria
For everyone who studies medicine, of course, I know that this is actually dermatology and venereology. But when I was young at that time, when I first heard the full name of this department, I couldn’t help but be shocked.
Therefore, the first time I was asked to go to this department, my heart actually refused, because from time to time there were some girls with heavy make-up and men who described obscenity, which made me very embarrassed.
However, when I entered medical school, I found that there were many interesting and colorful stories in this department.
You can hear all kinds of strange experiences of sexually transmitted diseases. For example, some men complain that they have syphilis with hotel towels and gonorrhea with hotel toilets. In fact, they are all bullshit.
Towels and toilets are simply friends of men, taking countless pots for whoring.
Back in the second year of high school, after a period of systematic treatment, if I were reborn, I would be thoroughly remoulded. The specific treatment process omitted 5,000 words. In short, I have to thank cetirizine hydrochloride. I am also grateful to this tragic experience as a teenager, which helped me pass the dermatology examination many years later.
Urticaria has two characteristics:
1. Itching, very itchy, just like acupuncture, not scratching uncomfortable, scratching more itchy.
2. Blood tests are generally normal, and the blood IgE antibody of most patients has not increased. However, urticaria has a relatively easy diagnosis method, which is called skin scratch sign.
Generally, the blunt end of a ballpoint pen cap or toothpick is used to draw three times on the inner side of the forearm. After a few minutes, there will be obvious edema, which is caused by histamine released by mast cells in the skin.
Patents for Urticaria Patients: Skin Drawing Board
This exotic phenomenon has directly led us urticaria patients to become mobile sketchboards. What makes me feel very angry is that although my girlfriend is allergic to mangoes, she does not have urticaria, so I became the one who was scribbled.
There are many people like my girlfriend who eat melons, using nails as pens and patients’ thighs, necks, backs, bellies, chests and buttocks as versions, and starting the artistic creation of sky (miserable) horses (unique) walking (people) empty (atlas).
For people without talent, they usually draw a love and a small flower. For example, what you see on the ancient walls of major scenic spots in China [Zhang Dabao’s visit here] [Wang Dana Xie Dajiao] is very vulgar and uncreative.
1. Xu Slim and Her Idol
Xu Slim, a female student from Guangzhou, is a die-hard fan. She has watched almost all the home matches of Guangzhou Evergrande. In order to show her love for her idol Zhang Linpeng, she writes her idol’s English name on her body from time to time.
2. Li Wenhao and His Molecular Formula
For some people who pursue ideals, urticaria gives them new opportunities. In order to protect this friend’s privacy, let’s call him Li Wenhao.
[I played the glory of the king for a semester, and I lost weight and my studies were abandoned. Electronic heroin really destroyed people tirelessly. But fortunately! I have urticaria! Before the final exam, the witty me made a cheat sheet on my body and became the only one of the four people in the dormitory who passed.] Li Wenhao said.
As there was no way to write it on his arm, Li Wenhao wrote the molecular formula of oxytocin on his thigh.
[I had to pull up my shorts while taking the exam. After the exam, I found that the male examiner looked at me a little ambiguous.] Li Wenhao complained to me.
3. Ariana Page Russell Dare to Take off and Dare to Draw
Having urticaria is equivalent to being able to change tattoos at will. If you like what patterns, you can draw on your body.
Russell started her artistic journey after discovering her magical sensitive skin. She kept trying to draw pictures in various parts of her body, such as abdominal wall, knee and thigh, and enjoyed it or not.
Also don’t have a small belly to dare to draw on the abdominal wall… … …
4. Sarah Beal and Her Body Art
Sarah Beal, a 43-year-old British artist, is a celebrity in this circle. She has been creating pictures on her body for three years.
Although many people love her works, there are also some British people who question her form of creation.
We Anglo-Saxon people have an old saying, it is called “the body hair skin, the parents, dare not destroy, filial piety to the beginning!” ]
Her neighbor Uncle Jack expressed his concern to the reporter. However, of course, Beal ignored these voices of doubt and told her friends around her:
You are too far away from art, just because you haven’t got urticaria yet.
Real people’s artists are fearless of itching.
Of course, there are also some people who have made various more complicated artistic creations. When they were creating, their skin was licked like 10,000 grass mud horses.
Urticaria artists believe that artistic creation has to pay a great price. Some people endure loneliness, others endure poverty, and they are on pins and needles. If possible, painting on other patients will not itch themselves.
However, unfortunately, due to histamine metabolism in the human body, these masterpieces can only be preserved for no more than half an hour.