Only after trying did I know that eating noodles is too much better than kissing my wife!

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Kissing is really beautiful.

French novelist Zola said

[Kiss is a secret to tell to the mouth instead of to pour to the ear]

The lips are full of nerve endings and are very sensitive.

A light touch can trigger a series of reactions in the brain.

Billions of neural connections carry information across the body

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It feels great

If you have

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Who said that the same happiness can only be provided by kissing

One person can also accomplish it.

[Eating Noodles] Is the Best Substitute for Kissing

Don’t believe it, do you? Keep turning down

Today we will adopt a scientific and rigorous attitude.

I’ll show you my kiss

From a physiological point of view

Kissing is simply divided into three steps.

Step 1 Open the refrigerator door

Step 1 Open your mouth

2. Mouth to mouth

3. It’s over

In the process

We will use three major muscle groups

Orbicularis oris muscle

Mainly responsible for when you pout

The bigger the mouth is, the bigger the mouth is.

The more facial muscle groups are involved

For example, kicking your toes to the edge of the table

However, remember

Don’t open your mouth too wide when kissing

Otherwise, the other party can not only see dinner through your throat.

There is also the possibility of causing [temporomandibular dislocation]

We made a wrong demonstration with these two screaming chickens.

Please do not imitate

Then the part where the tongue participates.

Will use your genioglossus muscle

The genioglossus muscle is two muscles

When we exert our power together,

Your tongue will stick out

Steady and ruthless into each other’s mouth,

The last step

When the two tongues come into contact

The hyoid muscle group is activated

The hyoid muscle group is responsible for chewing and swallowing

No matter how emotional, powerful and rhythmic your kiss is,

It can all help you Hold

So come to a conclusion

Why is kissing the mouth the same as eating noodles physically

Because all the muscles involved are similar.

When eating noodles

The orbicularis oris muscle helps you open your mouth

When sucking noodles

The genioglossus muscles will stir and twist with the noodles in the mouth.

When kissing and eating is emotional,

The hyoid muscle group is responsible for swallowing saliva to prevent you from choking.

However, there must always be a few but

Strictly speaking,

Noodles are much better than kissing.

First of all, from the perspective of bacterial transmission,

There are Dutch scholars studying

A kiss lasting 10 seconds

80 million bacteria will be exchanged.

But the spaghetti that lasts 10 seconds sucks

In addition to being cool enough to fly up

There is no way to completely simulate bacterial exchange.

The most important thing is

Don’t suck like noodles when kissing.

NTT SOLMARE did a survey

More than 20% of the 4,384 interviewees said

I used to be afraid of kissing because of the embarrassing appearance when kissing.

For example, this Zhihu netizen said

His good friend once sucked a piece of leek from the woman’s mouth.

The best part is

The pleasure of kissing

Noodles can also be provided

For example, kissing can make people secrete dopamine.

A bowl of spicy beef noodles will do

Kissing can reduce cortisol levels.

Noodles can also be eaten when hungry.

And

Eating noodles is more convenient than kissing.

Take an example

Kissing in public can be repugnant

But you don’t need to sneak around when eating noodles.

Not like this

Please be big and sit down

On the work station, in the dining bar, in the classroom, in the living room, beside the toilet

Then look at this bowl tenderly.

A little thing about to have sex with you [noodle soup]

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

And

The most taboo thing about kissing is

Paste someone’s face with saliva

But eating noodles does not have so many scruples.

You can drool generously.

Out of the chin, into the bowl, into someone else’s bowl

Open your mouth as big as you want.

How to eat and how to open your mouth are all your freedom.

Are all right

Noodles won’t abandon you

Come on

Hold this impressive [waistband] in one hand.

Who said wall dong can only kiss

Bi Dong can also eat noodles.

Who said that only idol drama can [touch porcelain kiss]

[Touch Porcelain Noodles] Can Be Romantic

As the saying goes

[Kisses are often seen on the face but not on the mouth]

Only one kiss can be given to the mouth.

However, eating noodles can change the taste.

Stewed beef brisket noodles with tomatoes, chicken noodles with pickled pepper, braised beef noodles with brown sauce,

Shredded pork noodles with fish flavor, beef noodles with sour soup and beef noodles with pickled pepper.

Sauce-roasted sparerib noodles, fish-flavored pickled pepper shredded pork noodles, sauce-roasted beef noodles,

Pickled pepper bamboo shoot chicken noodles, tea tree mushroom sauce roasted chicken noodles, sour radish old duck soup noodles

Beef noodles with pickled pepper, cowpea sparerib noodles with pickled pepper, chicken noodles with pickled pepper,

Chicken noodles with red oil and spicy pepper, pork ribs noodles with chopped pepper, and beef noodles with fried pepper.

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This article has been reviewed by Yang Yizhuo and Liu Qiang, an expert in sports rehabilitation.

Source of cover photo: www.hizy.net Genuine Photo Library

Editor: Shu Gui