Author Clove Sishao Yang Dafeng
Hemorrhoids
In fact, he is a immortal who has been exiled to the earth.
What?
Hemorrhoids don’t grow out of thin air.
It also has its own predecessor……
Hemorrhoids
Originally it was [the door god of anal world]
Because
Natural and man-made disasters
Nature’s anus
This is it
Be forced down to earth
Turn into hemorrhoids
Good hemorrhoids
Why did you descend to earth?
(There is no final conclusion in the etiology circle of hemorrhoids. This article quotes the theory of anal pad moving down)
Everyone’s body
It’s all one universe
We call it [the human world]
It was wrapped in a round circle.
The human world is also divided into369, etc.
The higher the position, the higher the grade.
For example:
Advanced: Brain
Medium: Pulmonary boundary
Lower: Intestinal boundary
The whole human world
There is a top-down pressure
The lower organ
The greater the pressure
Compared with the human world,
Next door [dog]
It is much more equal.
(Walking on four legs will reduce the pressure and prevent hemorrhoids.)
To get back to the point
The protagonist of the story
Born at the bottom of the human world
[anal world]
His name is [anal pad]
A marginal officer
(Anal pad: A layer of annular vascular pad under anal canal mucosa)
Take charge of [the guard of the anus]
Be responsible for the release of excrement and fart.
During contraction of anal pad
So that that anus can be close
On the contrary, it can be released.
Of course
If you want to fart quietly
Exquisite skill of anal pad
Can let the fart go quietly
It also allows you to ask confident questions about others.
Such a small immortal at the bottom
Although the pressure is great, it is also bland.
Life is relatively stable,
But……
The essence of human beings is [essence]
Don’t do anything
Will not give up
They do not know the pain between anus.
Indulge in bad living habits
Ravage [the anal world]
These bad habits
It will greatly increase the pressure in the abdominal cavity.
If
In the following cases
It adds fuel to the fire.
All the abdominal pressures
Will be like a mountain on the anal pad head!
Over time
Something happened to the anal pad.
He began to become hypertrophic with blood
Start Position Down
Pressed out of the anus from time to time
Eventually
This unlucky fairy
Completely descended to earth
Trousers
Crotch
Li
Good and evil will always be rewarded.
Who has Heaven spared
After descending to earth
Hemorrhoids have changed their temperament greatly.
Slightly disrespectful
Will retaliate against human beings
Light is itchy, heavy is spraying blood.
Pain for tens of days
The patient asked doubtfully:
Finish
If you don’t have hemorrhoids
Please keep in mind
Don’t stand and sit for too long.
Don’t squat too long in the pit.
Eat more fruits and vegetables to prevent constipation.
Keep chrysanthemum clean
If you have hemorrhoid
Please call a doctor
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Severe prolapse |
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Conservative treatment has no effect. |
The scientific nature of this article has been examined by Sun Yifei of Hebei Medical University.
-References-
Chen Xiaoping, Wang Jianping, Zhao Jizong.Surgery, 9th edition [M]. People’s Health Publishing House: Beijing, 2018: 404-407.
Source of cover picture: I drew it myself.
Author: Clove Sishao Yang Dafeng