It is said that the disease of literary and artistic youth can be cured by giving birth to a baby.
It is.
But I have many new diseases.
Delusions of murder, BLX, no moral integrity, shameless, touching IQ, and malice.
On the whole, it has fully met the people’s identification standard for [mental derangement].
If you knew me at the beginning, you would not dare to recognize me now.
After all, I send a few, almost don’t know how many I send.
The most serious is the delusion of being killed.
Just after giving birth, I always worry about whether nursing in the middle of the night will suffocate him.
Always worried about the sudden death of the newborn, clearly has a serious lack of sleep, but also a slight movement to wake up quickly to see if the baby is dead or alive;
Wear a dress for Eva and cry when you hear a creak. Did I break his arm?
Later, the symptoms spread to all aspects of life.
If you strike up a conversation with a stranger, you must wonder if someone is taking advantage of the opportunity to obtain information about the child and whether it is a trafficker.
I am always not at ease with others, let alone nannies, even my mother and husband to help me take care of the baby. I wish I had a member who could supervise and give close advice at all times and was ready to announce the cancellation of the custody of the other party at any time.
I only trust the supplementary food I make. I always have to be a little eunuch to taste the food I bring from others. I can’t stand Eva eating any food that doesn’t conform to the eight rules and ten principles.
Eva is ill, depending on this and that, if she has a fever, she worries about convulsion, and if she coughs, she thinks never to be pneumonia. As soon as she scratches her ears, she can immediately associate otitis media, check her symptoms everywhere, and see the doctor prescribe antibiotics and proprietary Chinese medicines. Her mood is always very complicated.
Seeing Eva stuffing a coin into her mouth and taking it out with great difficulty, she always couldn’t control her panic-would she have eaten ten or eight things that she shouldn’t have eaten before she paid attention to it? Emma really wants to take her to take a CT immediately… … …
Regardless of how calm and sedate you were originally, having a baby will also seem to be in a minefield and will blow up if you are not careful.
As the old saying goes, raising a child is 100 years old and worrying for 99 years.
I don’t think this disease can be cured for the time being.
Not only me, but the whole family has changed [BLX]
I, a capital rough man, did not even avoid this item.
I was born and lived in the incubator for a few days due to inhalation asphyxia. At that time, I was still in the primary stage of maternal germination. In addition, I was weak and excited after delivery, and I didn’t feel much.
Then I took it home for just two days, and because of jaundice, I went to the incubator to shine blue light, so I was completely uneasy.
Worried all day about how he slept? Is there enough breast milk? Will you cry? Will doctors and nurses be patient and meticulous with him?
He was born and lived in a warm box. Now he is sent to live in a warm box. Will he leave what’s psychological shadow?
I stayed at home and scratched my heart. I almost wanted to go to the hospital to steal the child back.
Fortunately, I didn’t lose my mind.
BLX doesn’t matter, everyone comes here like this, especially when they are young. With the passage of time, the skin will gradually become thick, especially the big breed of biological stepmother.
However, our family and teammates have a more careful heart than mine.
You run slowly, what if you fall? Oh, it’s broken. Let Dad have a look. Oh, my God, it’s bleeding. !
Why does it still feel so hot? Is it only five minutes after taking the antipyretic? Then wait and see… no, let’s take another temperature… will there be any what problem if it goes on like this? Can’t listen to you any more, have to hurry to the hospital…
Although it is annoying sometimes, I can understand him.
After all, when he gave birth to the baby, he cried worse than the lying-in woman herself.
What stunned me even more was my mother-in-law, who once took over the Chinese women who were strong and brave and regarded all their fragility as melodramatic. She once resolutely implemented the iron and blood policy and followed my mother-in-law who did not go to the house to expose the tiles for three days. She lived, however, also, fell, fell and fell.
The so-called alternate parents may really mean this-
Grandchildren are their own. Daughters, go to whoever they love.
You see, I still have help. The symptoms of both of them should be pronounced dead directly.
Doc, don’t you think so?
For the sake of children, their own face is what?
In the past, I had to have a face, and I had to set up a literary youth.
Now it’s completely open.
Does Eva roll around in the street if she doesn’t buy the toys she likes?
Did you accidentally throw noodles into the bowl of your little sister at the next table while eating in the restaurant?
When taking a bath, she had diarrhea. Did she sit in a basin of golden egg flower soup and shout at you [Mom hug]?
Not afraid, not afraid, I have seen the world.
After all, in our mother’s circle, the hot topics every day are all soy sauce and purple-
Today, Eva’s stool is yellow mucous, with a little foam and a faint sour smell close to her. Is this cold or other reasons? An additional photograph is attached;
Twelve days, twelve days! My baby finally took a shit! This time I broke the record for saving my stomach. Seeing the big lump he pulled out, my excitement was comparable to that of winning the year-end bonus. Let’s not say that I will give everyone a red envelope to celebrate the whole world.
I have a best friend who has diarrhea and needs to be tested. The couple stayed at home for half a day and caught excrement with difficulty. They took a fresh-keeping box and packed it. In addition, they found a Chow Tai Fook bag to hide it. They let her husband rush to the hospital. Who knew that the robber who met the car robbery halfway took the bag of Chow Tai Fook excrement…
Once full of poems and distant places, now I only think about living in front of me and no longer talk about what’s lofty ideals.
That what, you said moral integrity-moral integrity is what ghost? Can you eat?
Is it fried or steamed?
Postpartum IQ is very touching,
In the past, I also boasted that I was a smart person. After all, I used to be a high IQ representative with full marks in college mathematics.
However, he did not escape the curse of being pregnant for three years.
Just like the hair taken off after delivery, IQ will never return.
At first, I lost everything and the reaction was always slow and half-beat. Later, in addition to taking babies, I indulged in group chatting, shopping, online, variety shows and entertainment gossip every day. Anything that requires my brain to turn on was basically insulated from me.
But it doesn’t matter, I have already given up on myself anyway.
Now the remaining IQ is used on these things-
What if I happen to have diarrhea during nursing? It doesn’t matter, just take the baby in your arms and go straight to the toilet. If you ship the goods, he will purchase them. The picture is warm and touching.
What if I happen to have diarrhea when I am not nursing? It doesn’t matter, I squatted in my toilet and put Eva in the inner tank of the washing machine nearby. Emma, the person who invented the washing machine didn’t think of such genius usage, did he?
Do you want another ice cream after eating? It doesn’t matter, the real thing is not enough for acting. Hold it in your hand and lick it in the void. Ouch, it tastes like strawberry. Can you try it and see if it is sweet? Oh, no, I can’t bite too much. Give my mother one bite left.
Emma, did you say I was clever or not?
There was a trace of malice in my heart.
If mental derangements are good or bad, then I am definitely the bad one.
In the past, although people were not very beautiful, they could barely squeeze into the hanging of spiritual beauty (shout loudly, please see my inner part! ).
Now, there is neither understanding nor compassion.
Once upon a time, I thought it was very hard for my teammates to work. After all, I couldn’t understand all his work, so I felt very profound.
Since I brought my baby at home, I don’t think so anymore.
Because the hardest person in the world is me.
So when Eva woke up in the middle of the night, I woke up, and if I looked at him who was still dreaming, I immediately started a nameless fire-
With what? Father love mountain also don’t need to show like this? !
Grasp the strength and kick him, immediately close his eyes and pretend to be dead when he is about to wake up, then wait for him to get up and hug her and start coaxing her, and then say in due course, oh, why are you awake? I don’t know yet, Emma, I must be too tired…
By the next day, I would never have enough sleep. Seeing him yawning, my heart felt much better.
At the beginning, since I was married, I naturally had to share weal and woe.
I am relieved to see that everyone is so miserable.
I also have a hobby of watching mothers’ complaints online.
For more than half a year, I have been wandering on the edge of mastitis. Today I am a small white spot, tomorrow I will swell up a large area, and the day after tomorrow I will encounter chapped nipples. I always have dandelion particles in my home, and my mobile phone has WeChat, a milk teacher, at any time.
More times, you will feel hopeless in your life, because you don’t know why what blocked it and why it blocked it, so that how won’t stop blocking it.
Pain, tiredness and no sense of control.
After brushing people’s experience on the Internet, I suddenly found that this method can relieve this anguish very much.
I feel that I am unlucky enough. Go and see the strong women who have suffered from mastitis three times in a month, and then look at my idea. That is what.
The nipple was broken and the pain was unbearable when nursing. Emma and others performed an operation to expel pus. There were almost three Liu Hulan between us.
At night, when the child falls asleep, he always has to get up and milk on his own. He is angry at why life tortures me so much. When he thinks of the ultimate sleep residue, he wails for more than half an hour each time he starts five times at night. He is almost grateful.
Also, seeing everyone so miserable, I feel much better. Bazaar, hey.
I have made up my mind many times before to change myself.
After all, who hasn’t had a boastful youth?
I didn’t expect that after giving birth to the baby, this former idea suddenly came true.
After having a baby, my mental outlook,
True, true, complete, complete, no, one, one, one, one, yeah.
Emma, I am really worthy of my teachers in the psychology department.
Come on, everyone, don’t be afraid and don’t panic. Lele alone is not as good as Lele alone. Let’s also talk about your illness.