I didn’t want to have children at the beginning either, but later I had to have children because of pressure from my parents-in-law. Before my daughter was born, I even wanted her to die.
But later, my daughter became my best friend. I really answered Guo Degang’s words: my own friend.
When she was a child, I wrote down a lot of daily conversations with her. Her-child logic enabled me to re-understand the world and rediscover the pleasure of life.
Here are some to show you.
The daily life of small and mutual affection with me
I asked the little snack to have a bite of green vegetables, but she refused how.
I was furious:
Must eat! Do you die if you eat it? !
Little shout:
What if he dies? Don’t experiment with me ~
Xiao didn’t know that she saw a photo of production from what. She came to me proudly and said:
I finally know that women pull children out of the bathtub.
Then she patted me on the shoulder discontentedly and said:
You! You ate me!
Eat… and pull it out… so this is her understanding of fertility?
Xiao Xiao told me a joke and I said
I’ve heard of it.
Xiao Xiao told me that menstruation’s family had bought something new, and I said, “I already know.”
Xiao was greatly disappointed: How do you know all about what? I can’t even show the limelight!
After taking a bath together, Xiao stretched out his arm to smell her armpit for me:
Does it smell good?
I sniffed it and said, “incense.”
I also stretched out my arm to her: Do you smell my fragrance?
A small wave of his hand, sternly refused:
I don’t smell long hair!
A little expression of her love for me, said:
I am a mommy fanatic.
A little compliment to me:
Mom, you are a kind-hearted person, you will definitely get retribution in the future!
-_-Is there such a compliment? !
I was on the night shift, and Xiao Xiao called me to chat.
With a little sudden [ha] sound, he breathed a sigh of relief at the receiver.
Then ask:
-Do you smell that?
-what? I don’t understand.
-Do you smell my breath? A little novel.
I am the dividing line of [face-saving]
Xiao Xiao has always been confident about his painting level. One day, a friend posted his daughter’s painting on the Internet. A 4.5-year-old child could already use watercolor painting in light and shade and three-dimensional.
Dad told Xiao Xiao to come and see it. After reading it, Xiao Xiao was greatly depressed and said:
Now I am the second painter in the world.
After the small test, I left behind a lot of papers for the usual small test. I didn’t think it was useful, so I tidied it up and put it in the old newspaper pile, waiting to sell waste products.
Xiao was very angry and said:
How do you put it there? Scrap collectors should see my 79-point paper!
The nutshell of school life
Several teachers have been changed in the new semester, and the curriculum is stricter than that in the first grade.
She is very dissatisfied with physical education:
This is unfair! The teacher always asked us to run, but he didn’t run…
Tell me a little ostentatiously:
Mom, the moral education office in our school is great. It is very big and bright. There are many flowers in it, which are better than yours.
Then he went on to say a lot of things to show off.
After that, he paused for a moment and added:
In fact, I didn’t go in either. I stood at the door and saw it from the outside.
Xiao Xiao came back from school and was depressed:
-Mom, I have bad news for you.
-Is it what?
-I only scored 7 9 points in this exam… … …
I was about to be furious when she quickly added:
-I have another good news for you.
-Is it what?
-x x x only scored 3 6 points!
-_-
Xiao Xiao is a shy person and always refuses to raise her hand to answer questions in class. Her previous teachers have reflected this question and we always encourage her in various ways.
When she picked it up today, she excitedly told me:
-I raised my hand this week!
-Great, did the teacher ask you to answer the question?
-Well, then I found that it was nothing to raise my hand, so I raised it back and forth. Later, the teacher refused to call me.
One night, she forgot to take off her sweater when she slept.
-After turning off the lights, I remembered and took off my sweater. Because of static electricity, there were many sparks in the night.
-I saw, wow, it was so enjoyable! I kept taking off my clothes, wearing them, and everyone watched me play…
As a result, this week she was criticized for poor dormitory discipline.
Every time I go to school to pick up a small number of small advertisements, I always meet a group of small advertisements outside the school gate.
They chased every parent and child to plug leaflets, Asked if you would like to go to their place to learn this and that, very enthusiastic. I walked straight eyes and stuffy head, they instead focused their fire on the weaker little body. The little face is thin, people plug it, she is embarrassed not to answer, people asked she is embarrassed not to answer, I grabbed the surrounded little, shouted-
Stop pestering her, she has no money.
Xiao was very unhappy with this description, which was detrimental to her identity, and said angrily to me:
Who said I had no money? ! I have money!
Then he turned around and told the person who sent the small advertisement:
I have money, I have saved 3,000 yuan!
I talk a lot when I do my homework.
My little father has a poor memory recently. I don’t remember what I have done. I often denounce him:
Alzheimer’s got you!
Yesterday, I helped Xiao Xiao review mathematics. She always couldn’t understand the questions about time and money. After finally understanding the problem of Yuan Jiao points, I learned time and seconds. Then I suddenly asked her:-How many points is 1 yuan equal to?
She lost her mind at once:
Uh… Twenty points?
I am angry:
What’s the matter with you? Learned you for nothing?
With a little depressed sigh, he said:
No way, I have childhood dementia.
On the homework, there was a slightly more difficult question than what they were learning now. They dallied a little and thought for half a day.
She was satisfied:
-I am a gifted child! Ordinary children cannot think of such a problem!
The school assigned English homework to copy English words and note Chinese meanings.
“Little copy [cook], ask me what I mean by what, and I said:
Chef.
Xiao was working hard to write, and I remembered a little more, adding:
Another meaning is cooking.
Angry, Xiao immediately picked up the eraser and erased the first half of the word while saying:
Tell me how nice this is and how difficult it is to write the word “kitchen”.
Dad is not satisfied with Xiao Xiao’s habit of reading only comic books.
Teach her:
I’m going to be 10 years old soon. I should have read more books at this age!
After a little painful reflection,
He took out such a [deeper] book:
After finishing my homework, I have nothing to do at home. I am bored except watching the fire shadow.
I said she:
-Can’t you read for a while?
-I’ve been watching it for minutes
-Just a few minutes, can’t you watch more?
-I’m lazy! I have this shortcoming, said little rightfully.
-Know that it is a shortcoming, you should get rid of it! I returned to her angrily.
-But I’m too lazy to change…
I am the dividing line of [youth]
Xiao asked me:
Mom, why do you want to marry dad? Why not marry someone else?
I said:
-If I marry someone else, wouldn’t I have no you?
-Why?
-If I marry someone else, it will be me and someone else’s child, not you.
Little silently thinking for a moment, said:
It doesn’t matter, it’s all a matter of luck anyway.
During the meal, we talked about our grandparents.
I said, I have no impression of my grandparents. My grandmother died when I was 3 years old, and my grandfather died before I was born.
Small and compassionate again:
Ah, mother, you are too poor ~ you are too poor.
Wanted to think, comfort me said:
Mom, from today on, my grandmother is your grandmother and my grandfather is your grandfather.
There is a small set of colored fountain pens, which are inserted in a delicate base. Each pen has its own position and must be inserted in one direction to get in.
Grandma packed her things, but she couldn’t use them. She inserted them at sixes and sevens, and some pens had no place.
Little angrily brought the things over and said unhappily:
Old people just can’t use advanced things!
When eating, Xiao Xiao said to me:
-I’m going on a secret plan tonight. I’m going to test whether my toys are alive.
-Oh? What kind of plan have you designed? I asked.
Little secretive look around, low voice to me said:
The two of us will talk in the toilet later, or they should have heard us.
My generation of young people are all TV fans and computer game fans. I hate it very much that I hardly watch TV.
A few days ago, I read a bedtime story. There was a story in < < Philosophical Enlightenment Book for Children > > which criticized many disadvantages of infatuation with TV: loss of imagination, lack of thinking, slow response…
After reading it, I was saddened by the small novel:
-Look! Just watching TV will become like this.
He glanced at the book and said calmly:
-Tear this page off.
The small teeth are irregular and have been corrected once before. When she has completely changed her teeth, she will have to undergo a second correction.
She felt uncomfortable and resisted correction, so we often had to do ideological work for her.
Today, I gave her another job to talk about the benefits of correction:
-Even the face will look good after the teeth are adjusted.
-I don’t have to be good-looking. I’m good-looking enough.
A small answer.
I [poof] a sound, hurriedly serious, said:
Then you will look better after your teeth are fixed.
A short novel:
I don’t need to look so good, just look good.
We went to the park with Xiao Xiao. We saw many people throwing coins into a statue surrounded by wooden fences.
The little one looked around for a long time with great joy and said,
-Great, I’ll come and take them all in the dead of night!
Yesterday, I went out to play a little. When I was walking down the stairs handrail, a wooden thorn stuck into the fingernail of the little finger of my right hand, which was similar to the torture that Jiang Jie had suffered.
Xiao Xiao was calm at that time and came out to look for me. We Mongolian doctors tossed and turned for a while, but instead of getting it out, she hurt.
She began to cry, crying more and more pain, obviously this is no longer a trivial matter that she can solve.
I took her up and ran all the way to the emergency department of the nearby Chaoyang Hospital. The doctor glanced at her and said that she would go to the Pediatrics Research Institute and had to run to the Pediatrics Research Institute again.
Xiao Xiao cried all the way, getting more and more emotional. She wailed sadly:
-Mom ~ I am still young, I don’t want to die yet!
Although I sympathized with her, I felt that this reaction was a bit exaggerated. I said:
No one will die from a thorn in his hand.
On second thought, she wailed again:
-What can I do for the rest of my life ~
-A thorn won’t affect the rest of your life, okay?
When I arrived at the Pediatrics Research Institute, I went to register. I lined up anxiously in front of the registration office and asked her to stand beside me. After hanging up the number, I couldn’t find her.
Looking around, I finally saw her in the toy store of the Pediatrics Research Institute. She stopped crying and was concentrating on browsing toys.
-Aren’t you in pain to death, why are you still in the mood to watch this?
I asked.
She sighed and said sadly:
Shopping can help me relieve my pain.
In fact, small is not gifted, every child can basically say a lot of such sentences. Children have not yet formed a basic understanding of the world, and many adults feel that the background is self-evident. They do not yet master it. They will use their own explanations to understand the problem, and there will be many logic with wide brain holes.
For example, once I told a small novel [you are so old now that you should sleep by yourself]
She was silent for a long time, but finally she could not bear it. She angrily asked me, “Who is it?” ]
On her side, it is because she does not understand [by rights]
Therefore, this idiom is regarded as someone meddling.
The so-called “children’s words are mowgli” is the cute point of this logical difference.
Many people think-why didn’t my child say it? In fact, it’s not that she didn’t say it, it’s that the parents didn’t pay attention.
In addition, this is also related to the ability to sum up when writing down. Only when the most obvious logical difference is extracted can the joke be highlighted.
According to my own experience, it is very difficult for people who do not like children to like children because they have children. However, as long as you take the responsibility of raising them attentively, you will establish a special connection with the child you have trained and finally like the child.
This is the same as what the Little Prince said. [To me, you are just a little boy, just like thousands of other little boys. I don’t need you, and you don’t need me either. To you, I am just a fox, just like thousands of other foxes. However, if you domesticate me, we will need each other, and to me, you will be the only one in the universe. I am the only one in the world to you.]
There it goes.